Mission Logs: Ms. Marvel

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log
Date: March 20th, 2018

Hey, everyone! I'm a new hero in town. Ms. Marvel's here to help the citizens of Jersey City. Because this city is just such a great place, and it deserves to be protected.

I wanted to start a public mission log for anyone who wants to follow my adventures. With this, you guys can learn about whatever dangers I run into, and ready any tips I learn throughout my journey. I hope this blog can be of use to you!

For example, I recently went to New York to fight a bunch of monsters. They were magical constructs, made of souls. But if you damage them enough, they pop and turn into a puff of smoke. They're very easy to defeat, but I advise you to leave this work to superheroes. It's still a little dangerous.

I also got to meet Lucy in the Sky of the Runaways, and Doctor Strange: Sorcerer Supreme. They were fantastic partners, and wonderful people. Even though our mission was difficult, I was glad I got to be by their sides.

More info coming up soon!





--With Love
Ms. Marvel

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #4: The Case of the Purse Robbers
Date: March 21st, 2018

After just going through a case in New York*, I never expected to have another case waiting for me back in my home town.

After a long and stressful day of fighting (and later protecting) the slime monsters, I was feeling hungry.
So I visited Jersey Shore on my way home, getting a hotdog at Sal's Salamis. (Which has great kosher meals, by the way. I recommend it.) But while I was waiting in line, two men ran in front and snatched the purse of the woman in font of me!

I'm guessing they didn't see me waiting in line. Because they sure seemed surprised when I called them out, embiggened my legs and started chasing them.

Luckily, I was able to to catch up to the thieves and nab them. And, just to be extra certain that they learned their lessons, I made them clean the docks for the next hour. At least then they can give back to the community they were trying to hurt.

It wasn't the most dangerous case, but I'm still glad I was able to help. But let that be a lesson to everyone: don't go around, trying to steal from people. It's not nice, and I you don't want to be stomped on by giant feet.





--With Love
Ms. Marvel

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* See Mission Log #2: The Case of the Slimes

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #5
Date: March 23rd, 2018

Hey, everyone! Ms. Marvel here, back with another crazy tale. I was hoping today would be as easy-going as yesterday, with no crime. Nope!

Turns out that there are magicians that specialize in bringing yogurt to life. Yes, really. Archimilkes the Dairy Wizard was trying to have all of Jersey consumed by a wave of vanilla yogurt. But since the city's still around, it's pretty obvious that he was stopped before he could succeed in his wicked plan.

Me and a several of good citizens teamed up to take down Archimilkes. Before he could release a giant vat, we all joined together to devour his supplies. Without his resources, the wicked wizard was no match for Ms. Marvel and her embiggened fists!

But now I'm sick. I spent the last several hours locked in my bathroom, or crying in my room. I think I'm lactose intolerant now. So please, no one commit any crimes until my healing factor fixes me up. I don't want to throw up all over my costume. It's very hard to clean.





--With Love
Ms. Marvel

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #6
Date: March 26th, 2018

Hey, everyone! I've had another crazy adventure. This time, it involves a super villain named the Inventor.

You might have noticed that several kids have gone missing. Well, it turns out that the Inventor manipulated them into acting as his personal human batteries. He convinced the kids that they were worthless, useless leeches to society who would never amount to anything. That the only way for them to be of any use to the world would be to act as human batteries, nothing more.

Needless to say, I kicked his feathery butt and freed everyone. The Inventor has been arrested and should be in jail for a long, long time.

TI know that everyone has the potential to be great and to make a difference. So I urge everyone to keep trying, even when things seem hopeless. Don't let anyone convince you that you're better off gone, or being a tool. Because you're worth more than that. If you don't believe in yourself, believe in me, who believes in you. I'll be opening up the comments section in case anyone needs someone to talk to.





--With Love
Ms. Marvel

EDIT: Okay! Locking the comments section for now. Anyone who tries posting shock images and porn will be banned and blocked from commenting in the future.

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #8
Date: April 12th, 2018

So today, I battled a would-be necromancer named Peter of the Evil Dead. He was at one of Jersey's cemeteries, trying to desecrate the dead by forcing them to rise up and be his zombie army. Luckily, I was able to stop him from before he could do anything, so he wasn't able to hurt anyone.

He used an item called the Necromancer's Amulet, which a family heirloom that dated back to one of his ancestors in the 1500's. He was able to "awaken" its power using something he bought from a certain occult shop. Unfortunately, I have yet to locate the shop and investigate. If anyone has any information, I would very much appreciate it.

After taking the Necromancer's Amulet, I went to Doctor Strange for answers. He was able to magically seal away the Amulet in a chest, so it won't be harming anyone any time soon. Doctor Strange is always such a great help when it comes to magical mayhem. Cool guy, too.


--With Love
Ms. Marvel

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #9
Date: April 20th, 2018

Hello! Sorry for neglecting this blog for a while. Real life missions have been kicking my butt lately. And so has Taskmaster. But that's another story for another day.

This time, I want to ask people not to throw themselves into the bay to search for the Ogopogo. These past two weeks alone, I've had to rescue four people from drowning. All because they think a creature from Canadian folklore found its way to Jersey.

Listen, I know you guys are excited about finding a cryptid. I would be stoked to find one, too. But please, think about your own safety. Or at least think about Ms. Marvel, who's had to take time away from other jobs to rescue people who can't swim. I love all of you, but there's only one of me to go around. Thank you.


--With Love
Ms. Marvel

[Gordy]

Subject: Mission Log #10
Date: June 17th, 2021

Hello! It's been a hot minute since I last updated. For some reason, it says that I haven't updated in a few years, but that can't be right, right? Right? I've haven't been superheroing for more than a year!

A lot of stuff has happened since then. I don't know if I told you, but I've been working on a superhero team with me and some of my friends. It started with just me, Kid Arachnid and Bombshell. But since then, we've expanded to a few new members. Not everyone is a fighter, but everyone plays an important role in helping the world. I'm sure you'll love them as much as I do, so keep an eye out for them!

Another thing I'd like to address is the mall incident. Some of you may be familiar with it, when Bombshell, Kid Arachnid and I snuck into a mall to stop rescue hostages from a terrorist. I can understand how many of you felt when Kid Arachnid nearly killed the terrorist. That was out of line. But at the same time, I know him. I know he's a good person and I trust him to do the right thing. I don't think he would have killed that person, and I don't think he has it in him to kill. So please, don't hold this lapse of judgment against him. He's a good person, and he's been a hero far longer than me. Don't forget all the good he has done.

--With Love
Ms. Marvel