Blink's Travel Blog (NEW POST 5/26/2019)

[A Random Player]

Hello, hi, howdy, hey!


It's your favorite pink-girl talking over here! My birth name is Clarice, but you can call me Blink!


So you might know me as your resident adventurer, bounty hunter, courier, super heroine, mail-woman, photographer, gardener, accountant, hairdresser, dentist, painter, nurse, babysitter, dominatrix, teacher, dancer, waitress, librarian, private investigator, chef, mechanic, firefighter, model, plumber, beekeeper, electrician, lifeguard, flight attendant, or secretary... but did you know I also do everything else?


Point is, I get around a lot. And let me tell you that I saw some crazy stuff along the way. Imagine Egypt snowing, then George Washington showed up with an army of mammoth-riding movie stars to free animals trapped inside robotic versions of themselves.

By the way, that actually happened. It makes a lot more sense when you know the context.

But stuff like that aren't that fun if you just keep it all to yourself, right? So that's why I'm writing this blog! Now you all can find out the stuff I see, right after I saw it.

And believe me, these scoops will be nothing like the boring stuff you see on the news.

Click that follow button if you're interested, and feel free to go to my Patreon to support the stuff I'm doing. For a $1000 donation, I'll give you a totally real, no-edit photo of anything you want. Anything? Yes, anything.

Hope I'll be seeing you all again later, and bye for now!

ps. If you know how to make this look nicer, hit me up with a private message. I'll tell you something fun in exchange!

[A Random Player]

CHERRY RED SHE-HULK + Savage Lands review

Hello peeps, nice to see you back here again!


I'm sure you all know about the Hulk. Big, green, muscly guy; Gamma radiation scientist-turned unstoppable force of destruction. He's pretty much a celebrity among us lesser heroes, though good luck getting an autograph from the guy (how much do you guys think one would sell for on e-bay?)


Today's topic is NOT about him.


Okay, so he is still in this topic, but he's more of a side character here than the main celebrity.


Anyways, I was just taking a stroll along the Savage Lands (place with the dinosaurs), you know your girl likes to be somewhere different once in a while. There were talks about it becoming a travel hot spot, Jurassic Park style but personally, I rate the place a big 0 out of 10.


First of all, no cellphone service. Like, 0 bars. You can't even call 911 from there. No internet, no texting, anybody born after the 17th century knows why this is a problem. Second problem is no vehicle, at all. You have this gigantic space where dinosaurs can run around, and they expect you to walk everywhere. They call the place "Savage" Lands, but you'd be lucky to find a raptor in the first 3 hours.


I'm not here to talk about dinosaurs though.


So I was just minding my own business there when out of nowhere. Boom. The whole place shook. I was pretty surprised naturally. And then I saw something even more shocking. Dinosaurs running right at me. I've been looking for those bastards for the last 4 hours and then a bunch of them just came straight at me like boys running after Kelis' milkshake. Brontosaurs, raptors, triceratops, even a t-rex, you name it. The whole bunch of them ran straight at me.


I was pretty surprised, like who wouldn't be. But they didn't even look at me. They looked absolutely. freaking. terrified. When even dinosaurs are scared, you know something seriously dangerous is going on. So naturally I did the only logical thing and head right over the place they're running from. And that's when I saw him in person.


The HULK. And boy was the green guy mad.


I skipped some small parts here about how I sneaked inside building and avoided some metal robots, but that's frankly just too boring to talk about.


Seeing the Hulk in action was one thing. But seeing who he was fighting was another. You guys know about Hulk and She-Hulk, but did you know that She-Hulk also came in red?

Picture quality's not the best here, but you guys can see that red woman charging the Hulk like there's no tomorrow.


Your girl left pretty quickly after the snap since I didn't want to get accidentally turned to pancake but from what I saw, this "Red She-Hulk" was just as strong as the green OG (or maybe even stronger?  ). I definitely saw her throwing Hulk around like a ragdoll anyway.


Oh and for those of you who might be wondering, I already did a quick check with Ms Walters (She-Hulk), and that was NOT her. Your girl is always prepared.


TL;DR --> Savage Land sucked, strongest Avenger might get a new contender.



Edit: Okay, so I told you guys that I'm going to be writing here about stuff I saw right after I see it, but I have a confession to make here, this one isn't that fresh. I actually saw this a few weeks ago before I made the blog. But I didn't see anyone else writing about it, so here you go!


Next one will be 100% certified fresh, so stay tuned!

[A Random Player]

ADDRESSING THE HATERS

Howdy peeps. Your girl back here again.


This isn't a new topic by the way so if that's what you're looking for come back next time because boy do I have some hot tea brewing in the kettle!


I read the comments you all wrote in the last topic. All of them yeah, I know it's a bad idea. But I just wanna say that I appreciate all of you guys support! Over here I'm writing these stuff to keep you all informed and make new discussion. I especially enjoy the conspiracy theories some of you came up with. Most of them are probably wrong, but who cares? They're a bunch of fun to go through.


And a small small minority might even be right on the money.


Anyways, some of the comment I read claims that they think I'm lying to you all. They said that I edited a photo of She-Hulk fighting Hulk and just made her look red. Gotta say that'd be pretty creative. But also wrong. I nearly got myself killed taking the snap, so I want to assure y'all reading this right now that the photo and topic I posted about the Red She-Hulk is 100% the genuine truth.


And if you're one of those guys reading this, I got a challenge for you. You said I edited a photo for my last topic, then find the original unedited version of the photo I used! You claimed I'm lying, then put in the effort to prove it!


Oh and here's a photo from Savage Land to prove I really went there.

Good luck finding that anywhere else. Blink out!

[A Random Player]

MERMAIDS ARE REAL + Thoughts on space exploration

Hello peeps, it's always great to see you back here again!


Have you guys ever heard the quote "We know more about space than the ocean"? No offense if you were bought into it, but I think that's just total bs. Do you know how big space actually is? It's called infinite for a reason! There are millions upon millions of light-years worth of space that chances are, won't ever be touched in our lifetime.


Totally not saying we've explored that much of the ocean either though.


Nobody has funded your girl to go to space yet though (petition for NASA?), so for today's topic, I decided to go to the deep deep and far away ocean. Fasten your oxygen tanks folks, we're gonna be down here for a ride. So to start, lemme tell you all how I got to the deep ocean in the first place.


To put it simply, I borrowed a submarine from a certain anonymous billionaire. Don't tell him though.

Preeeety cool right?


So I took this bad boy for a little spin around the Northern Atlantic and for the most part I didn't really see anything new. Just the usual stuff, fishes, squids, saw a whale once, one or two sharks, just the stuff you see on TV and the net, nothing to really get excited about.


That'd be a pretty disappointing topic, wouldn't it?


But then, I found something else! You guys know Namor right, hero/villain/whichsideisheonanywyay? Well if you don't I'm gonna give you guys a brief summary. He's a guy who can breathe underwater, pretty boring huh?


What I saw on the other hand, was a real life, non-hallucination, 100% real, FREAKING MERMAID! Half-woman, half-fish, 100% AWESOME wonder of our deep blue sea! Though if I'm gonna be honest, they're a bit more on the creepy side rather than the beautiful Ariel-looking princess you might expect.

Not the mermaid Prince Eric would marry if you get what I'm saying...


If she's your kinda thing though, I ain't gonna judge. If you really want to find her, feel free to swim around the North Atlantic and who knows? You might just find her. Or she might find you.


Oh, and a giant squid trashed the submarine, so Mr Billionaire won't be getting his fancy toy back anytime soon. Sorry about that.


TL;DR --> Borrowed a submarine, went to North Atlantic, found creepy mermaid!


You guys think there's more stuff to find in the ocean? And by the way, I'm totally serious about that petition to NASA. #getblinktospace