Post by Martyr on Jun 19, 2019 13:40:56 GMT -7
SPIDER-MAN ASSISTED GOBLIN MENACES IN BROOKLYN!
SADISTIC GAME LEAVES SHATTERED BOROUGH PICKING UP THE PIECES!
SADISTIC GAME LEAVES SHATTERED BOROUGH PICKING UP THE PIECES!
New York City's own wall-crawling menace was caught red-handed as usual making things worse for his fellow New Yorkers yesterday afternoon in Brooklyn when he was spotted refereeing a sadistic game of beat 'em up between a half dozen monstrous goblinoids. The villains included Spider-Man himself, Red Goblin, Hobgoblin, Blue Goblin, Gray Goblin, Shadow Goblin, and Green Goblin.
The hellish festivities began when Spider-Man lowered his arms to signal the start of their evil. Each team of goblins was tasked by the Wall-Crawler himself with committing as many crimes as they could in half an hour. It would be a brutal thirty minutes for the city, indeed!
Assaults, larceny, murder, carjacking, kidnapping of man and beast, peeing in public fountains, defacing the Bugle itself, all these things and more were committed by the various goblins with Spider-Man laughing as he watched from on top of a skyscraper's rooftop.
Eventually, Spider-Man seemed to have gotten annoyed by how much crime they committed instead of him, because he took them down each in turn. His rivals bested, Spider-Man went on to show that he was the Kingpin of Crime in New York City. Here's hoping the Avengers finally take him down.
The hellish festivities began when Spider-Man lowered his arms to signal the start of their evil. Each team of goblins was tasked by the Wall-Crawler himself with committing as many crimes as they could in half an hour. It would be a brutal thirty minutes for the city, indeed!
Assaults, larceny, murder, carjacking, kidnapping of man and beast, peeing in public fountains, defacing the Bugle itself, all these things and more were committed by the various goblins with Spider-Man laughing as he watched from on top of a skyscraper's rooftop.
Eventually, Spider-Man seemed to have gotten annoyed by how much crime they committed instead of him, because he took them down each in turn. His rivals bested, Spider-Man went on to show that he was the Kingpin of Crime in New York City. Here's hoping the Avengers finally take him down.