The Mind of a Maniac [Carnage's Prison Journal]

[razor]

Dear diary,


No... Dammit, that's not what I wanted. This is a journal. Something that people can read when they find the corpse of good ol' Cletus! And they can publish it too! Or maybe they can publish it now, and give me all the money! Yeah, I like that idea.


So. I'm in prison, and I lost my suit. Yeah, a pretty shitty day. Not like most good ol' Cletus days. To make matters worse,
I was jumped by a bunch of kids. KIDS! Can you believe that shit?! Cletus Kasady, Carnage... CARNAGE! Beat by a bunch of kids. I can see the damn news headline now! "Carnage, destroyer of worlds, defeated by some stupid powered newborns."
Needless to say, I'm pissed.


It don't matter though, I found out who my next victim is. He's going to help me vent out my frustration. His name is Jester.
I haven't even heard of him Wait, I HAVE heard of him. He's the reason I went to the school to kill those kids anyways.
To prove I can pull something way better off... So it's HIS fault.

Damned clown.



To finish off, I'm in jail... But I'll be damned if these guards kill my high. I'm just waiting for someone to start a fight with.


Peace out,

-Carnage

[razor]

Got in a fight today.

Guy kept pushin me around and callin me a hick. I couldn't stand it. I had to get him out of the scene. So, naturally I killed him. He wasn't too happy about it, but it felt good to watch the life drain out of his eyes as the blood drained from his throat. I didn't get to savor it long though, because I got to taste some blood today too. The other guy, I took a big ol bite outta his neck. It was so tasty! Why, you ask? Well, cuz the idiot called me a confederate flag lover! Well of course I love a nice confederate flag you idiot, don't you? I'm all for the master race thing, except my race is Carnage.
Carnage rules the world.

Oh, and here comes my cellmate. Oh how I've had fun with him. I've been making sure his life is a living hell. I think if I keep it up for too long, he might just do the deed for me and off himself! Can't have that. He has to die. Slow and painful.
Ope, watch this...


Hey, I got some new ink. The blood from Jester's fingertips. That'll keep him busy for a while. Anyways, I should probably torture him a bit more.

See you on the flipside.


-C

[razor]

Well,

This might be it for our time together, good ol' journal. We've had some good memories... Ah, who am I kiddin'? I didn't keep up with it at all... Dammit Cletus! They were supposed to make a novel outta this, now I'm almost ready to get out!


Oh, my sentence isn't up, by the way. It's just... Gonna be cut short. Now, I ain't killin myself or anything like that, but I'm for sure leavin here.

Why?

Good question!


It's because I'm breakin outta here. Yeah, with my symbiote. Nah, I'm just playin. I can sense that my symbiote's in danger. Papa Cletus don't like it when his little symbiote gets hurt without it being with him. So I know that someone's coming to break me out soon, I can sense it. The little bit of symbiote in me is telling me that much.


So im off to a sweet reunion... Tell Jester he was like a son to me. He did somehow survive the torture I put him through.


I may go, but Carnage shall return.


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