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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 11:52:53 GMT -7
COLLECTOR OF MENWhose heart will the Black Cat steal next?
For months rumors have abound that the notorious Black Cat, former cat burglar turned Hero-for-Hire socialite Felicia Hardy, was seeing none other than the Scarlet Spider. The once thought dead hero who wears a near identical clone of the Spiderman costume was confirmed to be a frequent visitor to the home of Ms. Hardy by neighbors who would see him come to her balcony at all hours of the day and night.
Prior to his many visits to Ms. Hardy, the Scarlet Spider had been gone from the public view for years. Questions about his disappearance have gone unanswered by either the hero or his favorite platinum blond, but he had been plenty visible of late. There are even witness accounts of his playing hero in different parts of the country, including Boston and Philadelphia.
And maybe that is why the catty heroine decided to go for a more local hero.
Eye witnesses have told Super Scoop Weekly all about the most recent adventures by our favorite Fantastic Four bachelor and the sneaky blond bombshell. Johnny Storm and Felicia Hardy were spotted together leaving a jewelery store in April, during the horrible late spring blizzard that crippled our great city. It is unknown if Johnny Storm was apprehending Ms. Hardy after an attempted theft or if it was merely a planned super secret rendezvous considering how they left together. John and Mary Mercer were watching through a telescope from a nearby building.
"He carried her out all intimate like," says John Mercer, clutching his wifes hand. The elderly couple had made a call to the police when they saw a figure dressed in black enter the rooftop door to the jewelry store below just after five in the afternoon.
"We were watching the snow and all the stalled traffic below when John says to me, 'Mary! There's someone going into the store over there.'" Mrs. Mercer points out of her apartment window to show a direct view to the rooftop in question. They showed me the telescope they watched through.
"A few minutes later, the Torch from the Fantastic Four shows up and enters in the same door." He shook his head as if in disbelief of his next statement. "Then he comes back out carrying the Black Cat in his arms, all close to him and stuff. Then they took off into the sky, his flames all a'blazing."
Upon further investigation by Super Scoop, this wasn't the first time the two heroes had hooked up.
"Yes, Ms. Hardy has visited the Baxter Building," confirmed a source within the Baxter Building who wishes to remain unnamed. The source refused to confirm if she visited Johnny Storm's room. Whether they knew or not, their reaction to the question was telling. "I won't tell you that!" they replied and stopped the interview by walking out.
However, it has been confirmed as recently as yesterday that the Scarlet Spider still visits Ms. Hardy's home. It appears the woman is keeping two of the city's most interesting heroes on a leash. Do they know she is keeping company with both of them simultaneously? An interesting question, but the question this reporter wants to know is: Who's next?
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