Post by Martyr on May 20, 2016 15:03:00 GMT -7
FOUND
One pair of telescoping silver stilts found in the Hell's Kitchen area. Look expensive. If lost, contact "Scourge" (212) 555-2578FOUND
A hairbrush covered in gray or gray-blue hair. It has a wooden handle and is monogrammed "DB". Found at Empire State Research Facility. Contact Reception.
LOST
Purple fire-breathing dragon about 2 1/2 feet long. Answers to Lockheed. FLIER! If found, contact Kitty at 1407 Graymalkin Lane, Salem Center, New York. (212) 555-5889FREE
Half dozen Moloids seeking a good home. Housebroken. UTD on shots. Spayed/Neutered. Contact Mole Man in Subterranea with references.
★★★ ➡➡➡ WANTED ⬅⬅⬅ ★★★
Security officer wanted for the Daily Bugle building. Pay is negotiable. No benefits. Duties include patrolling the building, assessing threats, dealing with threats, and spider extermination. Military experience a plus. No union workers. EOI. Inquire Within.WANTED
Seeking group for anger management sessions preferably far from people. Radiation tolerance a plus. Contact Dr. B (212) 555-7243.FOR SALE
Used tiara. Very masculine. Not worn in years. Still good. Contact Luke (212) 555-7966. Serious inquiries only.