The mundane misandventers of Gwen Poole

[John Kilroy]

Gwen sat on the sidewalk as she ate her burger. There was something about people watching that just enamored her though she couldn't put her finger as to why it was just something that interested her. Her lunch however was about seemingly to be seemingly ruined when she saw one of those sidewalk pounders holding up a sign that read HUMANS ARE GOD'S TRUE CHILDREN 

She mindlessly listened as the sidewalk pounder began to rant and rant and couldn't help but roll her eyes. The amount of mutant hate was something she never understood. Mutants were essentially like any other superpowered character just skipping a step. Why were they treated any different than like say the Avengers? To her Suprise however, she didn't seem to be alone.

"Get a job you bum!" A pedestrian shouted. "You have superpower envy so bad, then go jump into a vat of acid in the New York Harbor, it's got plenty of them."

Gwen couldn't help but smile as she watched the guy slowly get deflated before finally giving up. she couldn't help but smile was mutant hate finally faded? maybe only time could tell but, in the meantime, she wanted to finish her meal. 

[John Kilroy]

The Mundane Misadventures of Gwen Poole

Episode 1 part 1: The Pizza

Part 1

Gwen got onto her motorcycle put the coordinates into her GPS and secured the pizza. Yes, even a marine who was skilled in the art of fighting and killing had a job, to be fair this was more just to give her something to do in her downtime than it was related to money. Sitting around waiting for something to happen just wasn't cutting it anymore. So, she'd have to come up with her own adventures no matter how mundane they might end up being. Considering the world, she was in, there was a good chance that trouble would find her at some point. She couldn't help but smile. She wasn't actually sure if this world's Peter Parker ever worked as a pizza delivery like the Spider-Man of earth Earth-96283 had, but in a lame claim to fame sort of way, it was cool to say she had the job similar to one of her childhood heroes.  As she traveled down the streets of new york, she heard what seemed to be the inevitable words all heroes seemed to here.

"Help somebody help me!"

letting out a sigh, Gwen pulled over snuck into an allyway and changed into her costume. 

so it began it seemed.

[John Kilroy]

The Mundane Misadventures of Gwen Poole

Episode 1 part 2: The mugging.

Gwen followed the sound of the cries for help. "My purse, Stop!" the woman screamed. 

"Nrrg just shut up and give me it you..."

Gwenpool managed to see the action from the corner of her eyes and stopped the bike. she then let out a whistle. "Hey buddy, why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

The thug couldn't help but smirk.

"Ha! Look at the Deadpool knockoff."

"Grrr...the costume was not my idea."

"Well whatever you are...you're dead!"

With cat-like reflexes, Gwenpool ducked out of the way with the bullets whizzing past her ears. She then quickly closed the distance before taking out her grappling hook and firing it at the man's legs. The thug tried shooting at her but she kicked the gun out of his hand before he could fire a shot. seeing the purse laying on the ground next to him, she couldn't help but chuckle. "Seriously, all of this for a purse. How long did you think it would be the lady over here just canceled the credit cards? Then where would you be huh?"

Gwenpool then looked to the lady and tossed her the bag. "Here you go mam."

"Thank you Lady Deadpool!" the woman cried out. Gwen couldn't help but grit her teeth in a fake smile. "Again...I'm not affiliated with Deadpool."

"Oh but you look a lot like...Is that a pizza on the back of your motorcycle?"


"Hey a girl has to do something in her off time."

Suddenly on her bike came a police warning. "All units all units we have a bank robbery in progress said to be armed and dangerous.

"You've got to be kidding me." Gwen muttered under her breath.