Post by razor on Nov 21, 2023 15:47:42 GMT -7
Deadpool
"I'm a man that can regrow anything, including, evidently, a conscience"
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It was a bright and sunny day on the Time's Square stairs. It was busy as always, being in the middle of the day on the weekend, but there was a certain calm that took place within this hub of the city. It felt like nothing could go wrong. People filming social media videos on the stairs left and right found themselves shocked as an explosion erupted from one of the manhole covers, ejecting the figure from inside it. Behind them landed a man dressed in grey, black, and housing red eyes (somehow, we never really figured out how that happened).
The Insufferable Deadpool groaned, his suit covered in many cuts and tears with the distinct smell of New York sewer dripping off of less than desirable places for it to be. He'd sit up, and take note of the camera, clambering over and grabbing it.
"HEEEEEEE-LOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW YORK!!!!! It's me the ABSOLUTELY SPLENDIFEROUS Deadpool here to tell you all there is to know about the Big Apple! Looking for a cheap get away to the greatest shithole on earth? Well, look no further than the NEW YORK SEWER SYSTEM!!! Filled with all the shit you can get your grubby little hands on, it's the perfect place to get away!"
As he said this, the manhole that Deadpool was ejected from housed a low rumble. It shook the very ground everyone stood on. The onlookers taking videos of Deadpool's vlog taken hostage began trembling in fear as the rumbling became even more notable. Then, with an explosion of rubble, a huge, mutated sewer rat burst out of the ground, tearing apart the walking area and running a set of cars off the road. It roared as bright green tendrils shot out of its back and looked to Deadpool, who had done quite a number to it already.
"Just... Mind the rats... You know what they say: Just a normal Tuesday in New York, amiright???!!!"
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