Post by John Kilroy on Apr 13, 2024 1:51:13 GMT -7
Joyce Delaney was having a VERY bad day right now.if you had told her a week ago that she would be a 50 ft woman lumbering the city of New York, she;’d have thought you were trying to give a a pitch for a B-Budget horror film. Yet here she was a week later seemingly the Star of the show. It also didn’t help that it seemed that whatever was making her grow was seemingly making her aggressive. She felt the need to just smash things. It wasn't like the Hulk per se, but all of her coolness under the situation did seem to have gone out the window.
Things for equality awkward Joshua Parker who was seemingly the Damsel in this situation. Part of him was regretting that he didn’t have a working Camera with him. He couldin’t help but think JJJ might want to pay big money for pics of a giant woman walking around New york. Thern again maybe not, this was Jay Jonah Jameson he was talking about.
What was even weirder was weirder was that given the situation wel…he could think of worst fates than bein g held in the hands of a giant Gwen Stacy like an action figure or a rag doll. But her grip was getting…kinda…tight.
“Hey Gwen, I know your not in the best headspace right now but could we maybe stop somewhere and rest?”
Joyce didn’t say anything at first she just gave him a sneer that quickly soften. She saw Joe’s Pizza and decided to sit right on top of the building. There was a loud thud causing the owner, Pino "Joe" Pozzuoli to come out
“Hey, watch where you mind the construction work. You’re making it sounds like someone is sitting right on top of the…”
His jaw dropped as he saw the shadow of the giantess and looked up to see her sitting, holding Joshua in her hands. Not wanting to get involved with whatever weird situation this wa, he turned around and went back inside.
“Nevermind.”
Joshua looked down and gazed down at the view. It was inconceivable but they seemed to be alone. No one was around gawking. The only thing that could be heard was the sound of vehicles in the distance.
“Well, this was not how I expected my day to go.”
Josh let out a gasp as he felt warm wet drops of water splash on his face. He looked up and saw Joyce. She was balling her eyes out.
“Hey, Hey now. What’s the matter?”
Joyce looked down at Josh, gritting her teeth. “What’s the matter? What’s the matter?!? I’M…A…FREAK!!! THAT’S WHAT IS THE MATTER!!!”
*Duh Parker, Josh thought to himself. “Way to put your foot in your mouth, maybe you should ask her “How’s the air up their?” while you’re at it.*
Suddenly he heard the sound of what seemed to be a ukulele, Joyce seemed to hear it too as she turned her head to hear where the noise was coming from. They got their answer as they saw under the canopy was Gwenpool. She was strumming and singing a song.
After Gwenpool finished her song she put her instrument away. “Hello Shezilla, How did you end up in this situation?"
Both Josh and Joyce looked at each other and gave a blushing grin.
“It’s kind of a long story.”
Things for equality awkward Joshua Parker who was seemingly the Damsel in this situation. Part of him was regretting that he didn’t have a working Camera with him. He couldin’t help but think JJJ might want to pay big money for pics of a giant woman walking around New york. Thern again maybe not, this was Jay Jonah Jameson he was talking about.
What was even weirder was weirder was that given the situation wel…he could think of worst fates than bein g held in the hands of a giant Gwen Stacy like an action figure or a rag doll. But her grip was getting…kinda…tight.
“Hey Gwen, I know your not in the best headspace right now but could we maybe stop somewhere and rest?”
Joyce didn’t say anything at first she just gave him a sneer that quickly soften. She saw Joe’s Pizza and decided to sit right on top of the building. There was a loud thud causing the owner, Pino "Joe" Pozzuoli to come out
“Hey, watch where you mind the construction work. You’re making it sounds like someone is sitting right on top of the…”
His jaw dropped as he saw the shadow of the giantess and looked up to see her sitting, holding Joshua in her hands. Not wanting to get involved with whatever weird situation this wa, he turned around and went back inside.
“Nevermind.”
Joshua looked down and gazed down at the view. It was inconceivable but they seemed to be alone. No one was around gawking. The only thing that could be heard was the sound of vehicles in the distance.
“Well, this was not how I expected my day to go.”
Josh let out a gasp as he felt warm wet drops of water splash on his face. He looked up and saw Joyce. She was balling her eyes out.
“Hey, Hey now. What’s the matter?”
Joyce looked down at Josh, gritting her teeth. “What’s the matter? What’s the matter?!? I’M…A…FREAK!!! THAT’S WHAT IS THE MATTER!!!”
*Duh Parker, Josh thought to himself. “Way to put your foot in your mouth, maybe you should ask her “How’s the air up their?” while you’re at it.*
Suddenly he heard the sound of what seemed to be a ukulele, Joyce seemed to hear it too as she turned her head to hear where the noise was coming from. They got their answer as they saw under the canopy was Gwenpool. She was strumming and singing a song.
"All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
Oh, I know it'll be great and I just can't wait
To see the person you are together
If you give it a chance you could do a huge dance
Because you are a giant woman
You might even like being together
And if you don't, it won't be forever
But if it were me, I'd really wanna be a giant woman, a giant woman
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman."
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
Oh, I know it'll be great and I just can't wait
To see the person you are together
If you give it a chance you could do a huge dance
Because you are a giant woman
You might even like being together
And if you don't, it won't be forever
But if it were me, I'd really wanna be a giant woman, a giant woman
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman."
(From Steven universe)
Both Josh and Joyce looked at each other and gave a blushing grin.
“It’s kind of a long story.”
