Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2013 19:01:39 GMT -7
Red Skull: *sitting by the phone, watching Captain America's televised trial*
Robotica: *dials Red Skulls number*
Red Skull: *ring ring* >_> *pauses the tivo tv and picks up the telephone* Allo ?
Robotica: *makes a ringing noise*
Red Skull: *wtf face* o__o ? .......
Red Skull: Who iz diss ?
Robotica: *makes more ringing noises*
Red Skull: <__<....... Hau did you get diss Number ?
Robotica: *just keeps ringing*
Red Skull: ....................... -=click=-
Red Skull: *presses play on the tivo* o__o
Robotica: *dials number again*
Red Skull: *pauses tivo again* Allo ?
Robotica: *makes a beeping noise*
Red Skull: >___> *is abit annoyed now* I Demand to Know hau you gott diss number. Tell me Nau !
Robotica: SHUT THE F**** UP, YOU PINKO COMMIE!!!! *hangs up*
Red Skull: *just about pops a vein in rage at being called a kommunist* -_- *
Red Skull: *dials star-69* Allo ?
Robotica: Is this the Red Skull? *masculine voice*
Red Skull: Yah
Robotica: I am sorry to tell you, but red is a communist color. It is suggested that you switch your skull to a baby blue to really strike fear.
Red Skull: o__o ....... Red izz Nicht a Kommunist kolor, it is a kolor of Force, of Bleut !
Robotica: Well, this years color of fear is baby blue. Red is considered part of the rainbow which means it is....how do I say this...... Gay.
Red Skull: *eye twitches* o__e Red izz nott Ghey !
Robotica: Well, studies show that it is. I'm sorry to say.... I will happily connect you to a dating hotline for your.....Kind.
Red Skull: *offended* -=click=-
Robotica: *calls back up*
Red Skull: - _ - Allo ?
Robotica: *gets an airhorn, and sets it off into the phone for twenty seconds before hanging up*
Red Skull: *is now deaf in one ear* @___@
Robotica: *calls up again*
Red Skull: *switches phone to the other ear* - . - Wat izz it ?
Robotica: Ur head looks liek a TOOOMMMAAATTTTOOOOOOO!!! *airhorn again and hangs up*
Red Skull: *ringing headache now* -__-
Robotica: *calls again*
Red Skull: WHOO ARR YUU ! I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARR, NAU !
Robotica: *rap music begins to play, and it slowly starts to crescendo with a rap against nazism, after a minute it turns into Jewish Polka*
Red Skull: ........ - . - ....... >
.......... D:< *long string of German cursing and slamming the phone on the desk till the plastic casing breaks into lots of pieces* SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM ~ ~ ~
Robotica: *calls his cellphone*
Red Skull: o__o ? *wonders who the FFFF that could be*
Red Skull: *takes cell phone out of his pocket and slides it open* Allo ?
Robotica: Johann dis is ur mutter, and I need ta tell you... ur jewish *hangs up*
Red Skull: *star-69's the cellphone*
Robotica: Allo Jojo, what do you want from Mummy-kins ?
Red Skull: ..... wat did you sey about me ?
Robotica: OH SVEET heart, your fahder was a vonderful Juden man!!! He vas so strong with his sharp features, and curly hair. I luved him so! You're part jewish my dear!
Red Skull: *deeply horrified* D:
Red Skull: *head-smashes the cellphone* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump*
Robotica: Ohhh... you should be proud. You come from a Noble line who are some of the purest of the pure!
Red Skull: *Stands up and splits the table with his forehead* Neeeeeiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee ..... *Bloody forehead now.... Not that you would notice much*
Robotica: *calls up the partially cracked phone* *ring ring*
Red Skull: *is on the floor, also with the cracked phone next to him*
Red Skull: *sigh* ...... Allo ?
Robotica: This.... is all in your head. Everything. You are nothing, this phone is nothing. The world is NOTHING !!!
Red Skull: *mumbles to the phone* emmmm...... hau iz it possible ? Aren't i Speeking? theenking?
Red Skull: Who izz it Nau ?
Robotica: Well, since you've been stupid enough to actually answer every single time I call, I will answer. Hello, I am Sable Enin, and thank you for your cooperation. *click*
Red Skull: ...........
Red Skull: *eyes widen at the realization that he now has a name* AHA ! Sable Einin ! *scrambles to write it down*
-=END OF LINE=-
Robotica: *dials Red Skulls number*
Red Skull: *ring ring* >_> *pauses the tivo tv and picks up the telephone* Allo ?
Robotica: *makes a ringing noise*
Red Skull: *wtf face* o__o ? .......
Red Skull: Who iz diss ?
Robotica: *makes more ringing noises*
Red Skull: <__<....... Hau did you get diss Number ?
Robotica: *just keeps ringing*
Red Skull: ....................... -=click=-
Red Skull: *presses play on the tivo* o__o
Robotica: *dials number again*
Red Skull: *pauses tivo again* Allo ?
Robotica: *makes a beeping noise*
Red Skull: >___> *is abit annoyed now* I Demand to Know hau you gott diss number. Tell me Nau !
Robotica: SHUT THE F**** UP, YOU PINKO COMMIE!!!! *hangs up*
Red Skull: *just about pops a vein in rage at being called a kommunist* -_- *
Red Skull: *dials star-69* Allo ?
Robotica: Is this the Red Skull? *masculine voice*
Red Skull: Yah
Robotica: I am sorry to tell you, but red is a communist color. It is suggested that you switch your skull to a baby blue to really strike fear.
Red Skull: o__o ....... Red izz Nicht a Kommunist kolor, it is a kolor of Force, of Bleut !
Robotica: Well, this years color of fear is baby blue. Red is considered part of the rainbow which means it is....how do I say this...... Gay.
Red Skull: *eye twitches* o__e Red izz nott Ghey !
Robotica: Well, studies show that it is. I'm sorry to say.... I will happily connect you to a dating hotline for your.....Kind.
Red Skull: *offended* -=click=-
Robotica: *calls back up*
Red Skull: - _ - Allo ?
Robotica: *gets an airhorn, and sets it off into the phone for twenty seconds before hanging up*
Red Skull: *is now deaf in one ear* @___@
Robotica: *calls up again*
Red Skull: *switches phone to the other ear* - . - Wat izz it ?
Robotica: Ur head looks liek a TOOOMMMAAATTTTOOOOOOO!!! *airhorn again and hangs up*
Red Skull: *ringing headache now* -__-
Robotica: *calls again*
Red Skull: WHOO ARR YUU ! I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARR, NAU !
Robotica: *rap music begins to play, and it slowly starts to crescendo with a rap against nazism, after a minute it turns into Jewish Polka*
Red Skull: ........ - . - ....... >
.......... D:< *long string of German cursing and slamming the phone on the desk till the plastic casing breaks into lots of pieces* SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM ~ ~ ~Robotica: *calls his cellphone*
Red Skull: o__o ? *wonders who the FFFF that could be*
Red Skull: *takes cell phone out of his pocket and slides it open* Allo ?
Robotica: Johann dis is ur mutter, and I need ta tell you... ur jewish *hangs up*
Red Skull: *star-69's the cellphone*
Robotica: Allo Jojo, what do you want from Mummy-kins ?
Red Skull: ..... wat did you sey about me ?
Robotica: OH SVEET heart, your fahder was a vonderful Juden man!!! He vas so strong with his sharp features, and curly hair. I luved him so! You're part jewish my dear!
Red Skull: *deeply horrified* D:
Red Skull: *head-smashes the cellphone* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump* Nein ! *thump*
Robotica: Ohhh... you should be proud. You come from a Noble line who are some of the purest of the pure!
Red Skull: *Stands up and splits the table with his forehead* Neeeeeiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee ..... *Bloody forehead now.... Not that you would notice much*
Robotica: *calls up the partially cracked phone* *ring ring*
Red Skull: *is on the floor, also with the cracked phone next to him*
Red Skull: *sigh* ...... Allo ?
Robotica: This.... is all in your head. Everything. You are nothing, this phone is nothing. The world is NOTHING !!!
Red Skull: *mumbles to the phone* emmmm...... hau iz it possible ? Aren't i Speeking? theenking?
Red Skull: Who izz it Nau ?
Robotica: Well, since you've been stupid enough to actually answer every single time I call, I will answer. Hello, I am Sable Enin, and thank you for your cooperation. *click*
Red Skull: ...........
Red Skull: *eyes widen at the realization that he now has a name* AHA ! Sable Einin ! *scrambles to write it down*
-=END OF LINE=-