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Post by Grandore on Jun 20, 2018 18:30:57 GMT -7
Your Login Name: Insanity12 Your Display Name: Grandore
Your Claimed Powered Marvel Characters: Luke Cage, Tigra, Rocket Raccoon, Juggernaut, Kraven The Hunter, Chase Stein Your Claimed NOT Powered Marvel Characters: The Punisher and Big Wheel Any previously claimed canons you would like to drop? Groot
Any Original Powered Character Creations: NA Any Original NOT Powered Character Creations: NA Any previously created OCs you would like to drop? NA
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Post by Grandore on Jun 20, 2018 2:20:31 GMT -7
Rocket's ears perked up when he heard what Quill said... It was almost like he had to do a double take staying near Quill.
"Wait what?! Did you just say what I think you said? BIG KAHUNA?! OH SNAP!!!!!"
Rocket pulled the rocket launcher out.... The missile sticking out was literally bigger than him.
"I knew there was a reason I always kept one of these in my bag!"
Rocket said aiming the weapon.
"Quill... Just to let you know I've never fired one of these before... If I die from this... I want you to know something... Your toothbrush may have accidentally went in the toilet and I never told you..."
Rocket said before he pulled the trigger... Almost like time was standing still the missile fired out... The kickback from the weapon had so much force Rocket went flying backwards and landed in a thud several feet away... Groot has kept himself busy tangling up any enemies that come near him. Though the numbers are starting to get to the massive Groot.
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Post by Grandore on May 23, 2018 23:54:30 GMT -7
When the ship landed Rocket hopped out of his seat and grabbed his back pack opening it up.
"Alright.... Plasma bomb, anti gravity fields, Explosive devices, Duct tape..."
He mumbled as he checked to make sure all his gear was ready.
"Alright you heard the man!"
Rocket said strapping on his plasma pistols.
"IT'S MURDER TIME LADIES!!!"
He said with almost a sadistic tone in his voice. Groot let out a sigh and walked over to the main cab.
"I am Groot... I am Groot..."
Translation: Keep the communication line open... I can warn you guys if anything pops up on the scanners..."
Groot said making himself comfortable getting into position. While Groot is practically a tank out in the battlefield he's just as competent at the controls of the jet. In fact it's debatable but many would say he's as good if not better than Rocket as an engineer!
"Hey Groot! Keep my seat warm could ya?"
Rocket said with a wink heading to the back door.
"Alright Quill lead the way!"
He said with his pistols in hand ready for action
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Post by Grandore on May 15, 2018 23:41:28 GMT -7
Rocket looked at quill and nodded his head as he turned the cloak on.
"Alright Quill let's see what we got to work with here!"
He said turning on the scanners his tiny fingers tapping away at the keyboard in front of him... Groot listened and nodded as Quill went over the plan.
"I am Groot..."
Translation: Sounds easier said than done...
Groot said knowing full well this was going to be a complete war zone they were walking into. Rocket let out a yawn as he let the computers scan the area.
"Alright scan is almost complete here..."
Rocket said as the map came up on screen...
"Ok Quill..."
Rocket said with a long sigh seeing the location...
"Looks like the central database is located within the prison's security room... One of the highest guarded places here..."
Rocket said hitting more buttons...
"Sending a copy of the map to your visor Quill... Figure it could be a good point of reference..."
He said typing frantically. Rocket set up a program where he can send information and data to Star Lord's visor as needed. It was a nifty trick that he knew Quill appreciated.
"Alright download is complete!"
Rocket said jumping up off his chair. He walked over grabbing one of his pulse rifles and his back pack... He knew they were heading into enemy territory so he had to break out the heavy artillery for this one!
"Alright Lord! Anything else before we get this show on the road?"
He asked just waiting for the order to head out... Groot stood up waiting by the door alongside Rocket as well...
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Post by Grandore on May 4, 2018 0:14:59 GMT -7
Rocket rolled his eyes as Quill mentioned putting him on a stick and using him to clean the windows.
"Quill buddy I think it's time to come up with new material!"
He said with a cheezy smile before he went back to doing what he does best. Pressing the red button! It was then Quill's skillful piloting kicked into overdrive and they were headed to the planet.
"Mighty fine piloting there Quill!"
Rocket said before Quill asked about the ship. He smiled from ear to ear.
"Just give me a clear shot on that thing..."
He said as he had the ship busters ready. The moment the right time came he looked at quill and grinned from ear to ear.
"Hey Quill! How is it they said it in that one movie you like? SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
Rocket yelled before he slammed his fist on the button... A cluster of ship buster missiles homed in on the target... Groot let out a long sigh.
"I am Groot... I am Groot..."
Translation: You hit a button... It's not that serious...
Groot said keeping an eye on the scanners just in case things turned sideways.
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Post by Grandore on Apr 21, 2018 13:28:12 GMT -7
Rocket smiled when Quill basically gave them the go ahead.
"Quill don't tell me to give it all I got because you know how much weaponry I got!"
Rocket said with a smile hitting buttons on his console he knew that they were going to need something bigger to budge the larger ship in the group.
"Ship Buster missiles armed and ready!"
He said as the weapons swiftly changed. He aimed for the largest ship.
"TIME FOR MURDER TIME!!!!!!!"
Rocket yelled as he sent shot after shot after shot at the big ship. He was hoping it was enough to at least blast through the force fields...
"Trust me they can threaten us all they want... I got enough weaponry to turn that planet into a junkyard!"
Rocket said with the usual confidence he had. Between Rocket firing, Quill's masterful piloting, Gamora handling the turret, and of course Thor with all his epic godliness the ships will surely be turned into Swiss cheese with how many holes they will have.
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Post by Grandore on Apr 18, 2018 10:05:18 GMT -7
Rocket smiled from ear to ear when Quill gave him the go ahead.
"This is always my favorite part!"
He said as he hit the button when the targets were in site.
"Heads up Quill looks like we got a couple of bogies in coming!"
Rocket said before he looked at the ships lining up forming a barricade. One of the ships being larger...
"That's a pretty mean looking ship there Quill... Probably has a force field of some sort..."
He said looking it over on his scanner.
"Might need to break out a heavier weapon on that one..."
He said pondering a bit seeing the warning shot they shot out.
"Well other than that they aren't really attacking us! What's the game plan here?"
Rocket asked before Groot walked over.
"I am Groot?"
Translation: Could she possibly be held on one of the ships?
Rocket nodded his head.
"He brings up a good point Quill..."
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Post by Grandore on Apr 10, 2018 20:32:08 GMT -7
Rocket loaded in the wrong weapon?! Well this was quite an embarrassing moment...
"Oh for the love of... Really?! Come on!!! That weapon is called the Shield Breaker!!!!"
Rocket rolled his eyes hitting buttons at a frantic pace.
"Well why didn't ya just say that you.... Oh forget it!"
Rocket mumbled in a frustrated tone as the weapons were shifting around.
"Alright! EMP bombs are loaded! God I need to get you a menu of the weaponry I have on this ship!"
Rocket said with an annoyed tone in his voice. Quill told Thor to go out with some lightning.
"Between Thor and the weapons loaded we should be able to zap fry these Skrullos! Just let me know when I can press the red button!"
Rocket said with a shimmer in his eyes. He just loved hitting the button of his. He's kind of a little kid in that aspect.
"I am Groot..."
Translation: I'll be on stand by...
Groot said heading to the back of the ship... He figured if Thor needed pulled back in he can be ready and in position for such an occurrence.
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Post by Grandore on Apr 10, 2018 0:32:20 GMT -7
Rocket rolled his eyes as Quill said he thinks he's thinking of Songbird.
"Oh whatever! Songbird, Mockingbird, Vulture, Falcon, same difference!"
Rocket said dismissing the entire topic altogether.
"Besides Quill since when did you need a reason for the booze anyway?! It's no secret that we all know you keep a well stocked fridge ya know!"
He said giving Quill an amusing smirk. Rocket turned to Thor who spoke fairly harshly to Quill... Even saying that Groot is the only one who introduced himself.
"Actually I doubt he introduced himself... I am Groot is the only thing he says... It's his language to put it as simply as we can..."
Groot gave Rocket a dirty look before he turned to Thor.
"I am Groot!"
Translation: I am Groot!
Rocket said before Gamora introduced the team. He smiled.
"Yes I am Rocket Raccoon... The one who has a PHD in blowing shit up!"
Rocket said with a cheesy smile that would be enough to make anyone face palm in embarrassment. Rocket looked at the K.I.T.T. with Quill who said they are almost there.
"Alright boys and girls! Strap on your ass kicking boots! We're almost there!"
Rocket said before he went back to his monitor and after pressing several buttons the ship's weapons can be heard shifting around.
"One Brown Pants Special coming up!"
Rocket said with a childish giggle. Groot sighed walking over and strapping himself into his seat shaking his head.
"I am Groot...
Translation: Real mature Rocket....
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Post by Grandore on Mar 28, 2018 15:33:18 GMT -7
Rocket's eyes grew as wide as half dollars when Thor walked onto the ship.
"NO WAY!!!!"
Rocket exclaimed out loud. This definitely was the last person he expected to see today.
"Hell yeah! Come along with us! Would make our job a lot easier for sure! Ya definitely look as if you have your big boy pants on and are ready to open up a case of whoop ass!"
Rocket said clapping his hands excitedly. Quill then pointed out her hair was blond... Rocket rolled his eyes.
"I know that you dummy! She has pink streaks ya know! Just sayin!"
Rocket said clearing his throat as Quill offered him to join the rest of the team. He took Quill's tape and turned it to side B.
"I swear if you start playing that Marvin Gaye music I'm throwing this tape out the back hatch! Thor seems more like a heavy metal kind of guy to be honest anyway!"
Rocket said before he hit the play button. Groot walked over and sat down in his seat.
"I am Groot?"
Translation: We should be arriving in how long?
Groot asked before Rocket spoke up again.
"The plan was we're going to drop some pulse sound waves to disorient the Skrulls... That should make them pass out and crap their pants and make it easy for us to swoop in and rescue the girl Quill wants to play hanky panky with."
Rocket said with as blunt of a tone as he can.
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Post by Grandore on Mar 24, 2018 15:03:06 GMT -7
Rocket looked at Quill with a blank look... He turned back to Gamora.
"In other words he has a crush on this girl and wants to sleep with her..."
He looked back at Quill who he could just feel the dirty look he most likely was giving him.
"What?! I know you Quill! You started drooling over her the moment you seen her pink hair!"
He said as bluntly as he said before he went back to his screen.
"You're no fun! No explosions?! Fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee..."
He whined before he started flipping through the weapons.
"Well I do have a weapon I've been wanting to test... It's a pulse wave weapon... It releases sound waves that... Ya know.... Makes people go unconscious and disorient them greatly.... Also there is a 75% chance that anyone caught in it will poop there pants!"
Rocket said laughing slapping his leg.
"I call it The Brown Pants Special!"
He said before the alarm went off. Rocket immediately went to the scanners looking them over.
"Well this is different... Ya know we really need to stop keeping the airlock controls on the outside of the ship..."
Rocket said as Groot got up to see what has entered the ship... He stopped dead in his tracks when he seen the man himself... Thor... A man of legend...
"I.... Am.... Groot?!"
Translation: Thor... Is.... Here?!
Groot was baffled. He didn't know how to react. He turned and walked back to the man cockpit.
"I am Groot... I am Groot!"
Translation: Guys you're not going to believe this... Thor is on our ship!
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Post by Grandore on Mar 22, 2018 11:37:21 GMT -7
Rocket sat in his position at the weapon control... The screen in front of him illuminating as he went through the selection of weapons.
"Hey Quill.... Wanna greet these guys with a Big Kahuna? You know you want to!"
Rocket said as the screen surrounding the selection glowed red for how dangerous of a weapon it was. This was just a typical day in the Guardians... Quill being the leader, Rocket being the trigger happy pain in the ass... And Groot..... He's just Groot....
"Ok seriously... Which weapon should we go with? Home Wrecker? New Year's Special? Frog In A Blender? Stage 10 Baked Bean Fart? Ooo Ooo! I know what about The Trash Can! It's been a while since we used that!"
Yes these are names Rocket has come up with for the various weapons he's added to the ship. You can never have too many options! Groot sighed shaking his head.
"I am Groot?!"
Translation: Do half of those weapons even exist?!
Rocket looked back at Groot giving him a dirty look.
"Hey! Never question my weaponry! I have a PHD in blowing shit up ya know!"
Rocket said pointing to a degree hanging on a wall clearly written out with a crayon.
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Post by Grandore on Mar 20, 2018 21:04:55 GMT -7
Comment by FlyBoyRockoRacc:
YOU SUCK!!!!! Do us all a favor and shut off the computer before you kill the world with your stupid!!! I mean my god I've read better fiction off of a strip of toilet paper! I am going to laugh my ass off if Reed Richards sues you for using his name! Hahahahahaha! What an idiot this blogger is! This is why they should give people a license before being able to operate the internet! Good god almighty I haven't read anything this horrible since I dabbled in those Twilight books! Thanks to you I may now have brain damage! I'm going to the hospital now! I personally will send you the mother trucking bill and I will expect to be fully compensated! I also want a case of Surge and some free Taco Bell!
FLY BOY ROCKO RACC OUT!
PS: Looking for a free Milano ship?
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Post by Grandore on Mar 20, 2018 20:14:06 GMT -7
I Robert Ricardo refuse to take this man's crap anymore! This man has abused me, insulted me, and has lowered my self esteem to a point I didn't think was humanly possible... I AM NOT A TRASH PANDA!!!!!! So everyone come to New York's market district. Me and my good friend Groo... I mean Grunt will be setting up a stand to get rid of all of this crap! Merchandise will include...
1 Milano space craft (Slightly damaged)
15 leather jackets (Slightly worn)
10 Space helmets (Fun for the kids!)
1 outdated Walkman (Complete with all of the crappy 60s songs your grandma listened to!)
5 pairs of Jet boots (YouTube gold in the making here!)
2 Elemental pistols (Come on NRA nuts get them while they last!)
375 creepy photographs of Carol Danvers (I swear I had nothing to do with this!)
THIS IS AN END OF FRIENDSHIP SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!
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Post by Grandore on Feb 15, 2018 0:39:20 GMT -7
Your Login Name: Insanity12 Your Display Name: Grandore
Your Claimed Powered Marvel Characters: Luke Cage, The Punisher, Kraven The Hunter Your Claimed NOT Powered Marvel Characters:N/A Any previously claimed canons you would like to drop? None
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