Post by razor on Jan 29, 2021 3:16:03 GMT -7
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"Oh, ahhh yes... Is this thing recording? Is it recording, Sinestra? Yes, okay, remind Sinestro he needs to do the thing when I cue it... Yes, yes okay then..."
"HELLO ALL MISFITS AND FREAKS OF THIS WORLD. It is I, Mister Sinister. I present my glorious visage before your eyes in a matter of utmost importance. This is a matter of life... Or death. Well, not necessarily. More just life. Lots of life. A plan that I have concocted that is greater than all the ones I've created previously. One that will shake the world to this core, and revolutionize the way we see genetic engineering, forever... Well, that's not all we'll be seeing differently. Hehehe... For now, the plan is not of consequence... THIS is the actual point!... THIS... Th- SINESTRO. THIS."
"Bah. Blasted idiot is defective. Regardless, RULES!!! I have created a list. This list is filled with items from various heroes and villains from across this known planet. These items are to be stolen and brought to me. In return, you will be paid by either the gift of a favor or a cash prize that scales based on the difficulty of the task. These items are to be brought to be by any means you'd like. You receive double the prize, no matter what the original price, if you kill the target and bring their body to me. All of which are things that will be brought to me will only be used for the purpose of extracting the DNA of the person. You may be watching this and find yourself on this list. I say to you, do not let that discourage you from participating in such an event. Whether you are a target or not, you will still be passing up on the money involved, or the favor from one of the most superior beings on the planet.
"On that note, in the name of science, happy hunting! The list will be provided to many different backlogged websites. The skilled villains will understand where to go, and those seem to be the ones that will actually be able to rise up to the challenge. Come, let us change the world together."
"Oh, ahhh yes... Is this thing recording? Is it recording, Sinestra? Yes, okay, remind Sinestro he needs to do the thing when I cue it... Yes, yes okay then..."
"HELLO ALL MISFITS AND FREAKS OF THIS WORLD. It is I, Mister Sinister. I present my glorious visage before your eyes in a matter of utmost importance. This is a matter of life... Or death. Well, not necessarily. More just life. Lots of life. A plan that I have concocted that is greater than all the ones I've created previously. One that will shake the world to this core, and revolutionize the way we see genetic engineering, forever... Well, that's not all we'll be seeing differently. Hehehe... For now, the plan is not of consequence... THIS is the actual point!... THIS... Th- SINESTRO. THIS."
"Bah. Blasted idiot is defective. Regardless, RULES!!! I have created a list. This list is filled with items from various heroes and villains from across this known planet. These items are to be stolen and brought to me. In return, you will be paid by either the gift of a favor or a cash prize that scales based on the difficulty of the task. These items are to be brought to be by any means you'd like. You receive double the prize, no matter what the original price, if you kill the target and bring their body to me. All of which are things that will be brought to me will only be used for the purpose of extracting the DNA of the person. You may be watching this and find yourself on this list. I say to you, do not let that discourage you from participating in such an event. Whether you are a target or not, you will still be passing up on the money involved, or the favor from one of the most superior beings on the planet.
"On that note, in the name of science, happy hunting! The list will be provided to many different backlogged websites. The skilled villains will understand where to go, and those seem to be the ones that will actually be able to rise up to the challenge. Come, let us change the world together."