Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 17:52:35 GMT -7
Year 1 post Reapers
So, do to the fact that I might loose my head over things that happened a year ago, or I might get chewed up by some boot-licking suck heads, I'm making some audio logs. Writing shit is for girlies and I'd rather work on stuff and blab, double tasking. In case anyone finds a one-handed corpse laying around. Crap! Uhh, I nearly fried my arm. Word of advice, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Especially if that hand doesn't ask for your soul in return. The owner of said hand could blow your hand to bits.
3 weeks later
Apparently Blade's still out and about, backpacking through Europe. chopping heads with his samurai sword or some sh... Okay, I should rethink this whole multitask business. I just screwed my pinky in the middle finger knuckle. Cartoons, cleaning out a prosthetic and logging don't mix. I didn't wanna miss this episode and the gunky ash needs to come off now!.
Back to what I'm getting at, its been a while and I ashed a few small nests around Jersey; he's nowhere. No one's heard of him and that's okay I guess. Its a little guilt tripping but I've payed and its done. If he finds me I'm dead, if he doesn't I'll get screwed too because I'm not exactly in the middle of bum-flap nowhere in a secret cave. that would be a good plan but B corrupted me too much, that time I almost died in the van, man! Ha ha ha ha ha, that was freaking hellish! So you could say he made me a thrill junkie, lets add another to the list. Okay I'm done, time to reassemble this piece of junk I call a right hand.
5 weeks later, New Years
Sup, non-listeners just got back from a late night sugar run. Doughnuts for all! Okay if I do end up dead in some alleyways, as I am convinced my glorious fate is thus, whoever listens in on this I'm currently stoned. So stoned, I'm surprised that I wasn't pulled over. That would've been a huge,... huge. Okay I don't know what it would have been. All I know is that it would be bad, my license is fake. Josh Froymeyer is dead to the world since ever. Like teenager. Yeah I'm out, I'm gonna go feed the cat I found. He's so tiny! The cute fudger was just sitting in a bucket in an alley, no name yet but, he needs some milk. In this tiny bottle I found. Yay! I'm a daddy. Smiling like an idiot, I bid the, recorder, a good night and happy freaking new year. hihaha
2 years later
Got a new prosthetic, and just in time. I'm in my car right now getting the hell out of NYC, I saw him. Blade is out and about, back in the sates. He didn't see me but I'm pretty sure he could smell me. Apparently, they're planning to ash the big bad himself. Yes, THEY and ARE. He's hooked up with the flipping care-bears, the Night Stalkers. If that happens, if they do ash La Magra then I'm toast. Your's truly is still marked as a familiar. I won't go up in flames buts its gonna hurt like a.... Holy freaking AAHH!! I... I need to pull over.
2 days later
The vamps are gone, in New York at least. Things seem to go from bad to worse, the Civil War is at its worst and I'm packing for Ireland. Got a friend there and she called me over to make sure I don't get blown up, sweetie. Pretty sure she pulled me out of the Reaper swarm, still can't remember anything about that.
Present Day, seven years after Reapers
Been back state side for a few years. Happy 34th b-day to moi! Not. Why do I always end up in the sticky mess? Shove it all, so here's the deal. People are going ape-shi* and I'm keeping a low profile. Started up some projects and still have my cat with me, his name is Lumi. Some vamps moved back to NYC and I'm gonna take care of them, direct normal people to safe zones and crap like that. I wonder what my standing is with all the fancy new rules? I'll probably end up in a box like Cap 'cause I don't choose sides. Just hope my more dark deals don't land me with a major big bad. What the.... Jesus fudge, Lumi nearly made me piss myself. I'm really jumpy but I can't take the chance at getting caught with my pants down or high up. Prosthetic is doing really good, got some extra strength in it. I'll probably be locked up for hacking some important patents from a certain show off. I stopped swearing as much. Step forward in the right? Don't care. Need Krispy Kreme and joe.