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Post by razor on Dec 9, 2019 7:12:56 GMT -7
Your Login Name: razor Your Display Name: razor Your Name on Discord (if you have one): Razor
Your Claimed Powered Marvel Characters: Deadpool, Jessica Jones, Carnage (Cletus Kasady), Multiple Man, Banshee, Nova (Richard Rider), Honey Badger (Gabby Kinney), Nick Fury, Patriot (Elijah Bradley), Harry Osborn, Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon), War Machine (James Rhodes), Corvus Glaive, Crossbones, Mephisto, Kid Gladiator Your Claimed NOT Powered Marvel Characters: Jester (Jonathan Powers), Bob Dobalina (the HYRDA Agent), Agent Emily Preston of SHIELD Any previously claimed canons you would like to drop? N/A
Any Original Powered Character Creations: Razor (Malik Withrow), Dire (Ethan D'Aristotle) Any Original NOT Powered Character Creations: N/A Any previously created OCs you would like to drop? N/A
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Post by razor on Dec 4, 2019 12:47:32 GMT -7
Well,
This might be it for our time together, good ol' journal. We've had some good memories... Ah, who am I kiddin'? I didn't keep up with it at all... Dammit Cletus! They were supposed to make a novel outta this, now I'm almost ready to get out!
Oh, my sentence isn't up, by the way. It's just... Gonna be cut short. Now, I ain't killin myself or anything like that, but I'm for sure leavin here.
Why?
Good question!
It's because I'm breakin outta here. Yeah, with my symbiote. Nah, I'm just playin. I can sense that my symbiote's in danger. Papa Cletus don't like it when his little symbiote gets hurt without it being with him. So I know that someone's coming to break me out soon, I can sense it. The little bit of symbiote in me is telling me that much.
So im off to a sweet reunion... Tell Jester he was like a son to me. He did somehow survive the torture I put him through.
I may go, but Carnage shall return.
[Thread End]
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Post by razor on Nov 19, 2019 12:49:12 GMT -7
Got in a fight today.
Guy kept pushin me around and callin me a hick. I couldn't stand it. I had to get him out of the scene. So, naturally I killed him. He wasn't too happy about it, but it felt good to watch the life drain out of his eyes as the blood drained from his throat. I didn't get to savor it long though, because I got to taste some blood today too. The other guy, I took a big ol bite outta his neck. It was so tasty! Why, you ask? Well, cuz the idiot called me a confederate flag lover! Well of course I love a nice confederate flag you idiot, don't you? I'm all for the master race thing, except my race is Carnage. Carnage rules the world.
Oh, and here comes my cellmate. Oh how I've had fun with him. I've been making sure his life is a living hell. I think if I keep it up for too long, he might just do the deed for me and off himself! Can't have that. He has to die. Slow and painful. Ope, watch this...
Hey, I got some new ink. The blood from Jester's fingertips. That'll keep him busy for a while. Anyways, I should probably torture him a bit more.
See you on the flipside.
-C
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Post by razor on Nov 15, 2019 12:47:26 GMT -7
Dear diary,
No... Dammit, that's not what I wanted. This is a journal. Something that people can read when they find the corpse of good ol' Cletus! And they can publish it too! Or maybe they can publish it now, and give me all the money! Yeah, I like that idea.
So. I'm in prison, and I lost my suit. Yeah, a pretty shitty day. Not like most good ol' Cletus days. To make matters worse, I was jumped by a bunch of kids. KIDS! Can you believe that shit?! Cletus Kasady, Carnage... CARNAGE! Beat by a bunch of kids. I can see the damn news headline now! "Carnage, destroyer of worlds, defeated by some stupid powered newborns." Needless to say, I'm pissed.
It don't matter though, I found out who my next victim is. He's going to help me vent out my frustration. His name is Jester.
I haven't even heard of him Wait, I HAVE heard of him. He's the reason I went to the school to kill those kids anyways. To prove I can pull something way better off... So it's HIS fault.
Damned clown.
To finish off, I'm in jail... But I'll be damned if these guards kill my high. I'm just waiting for someone to start a fight with.
Peace out,
-Carnage
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Post by razor on Oct 31, 2019 6:43:30 GMT -7
Deadpool "This world don't take kindly to the Spider-Man types right now... SO... I guess that leaves me with the Punisher route." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wade T. Wilson has been in this game a long time. Like... A long time... Like... A REALLY long time. He's killed a lot of people... Good and bad. He's seen a lot of people die... Good and bad. Sure, that was probably a given, but it felt good to monologue. Deadpool remained one of the few "heroes" to survive the vigilante removal. Mostly because he just can't die. He had to take to an armored suit so he could do what he does. Killing, that is. Now, though. It wasn't for money. Well, that's a lie. There was still money given to him, but that's not why he did it. He did it because he was good man at heart... Well, that's a lie. He just knows that the rest of his friends that are still alive are going to die if he doesn't do this one right thing. Well... Yeah, killing the bad guys. That's a good thing. Sure, we'll roll with it. Currently? Deadpool was on top of a building that had another building looming over it with a dark shadow. New York had turned into Gotham City. No lights, no camera, but a whole lotta action. No one was safe anymore. It was all that Jigsaw guy's fault. Like who in the hell even is Jigsaw? I'll tell you who, not prominent! A waste of time! Someone who somehow singlehandedly hijacked a nation. He would look down at the thugs that were harrassing some old lady. Why old women? He wasn't sure. For the plot, he assumed. "Fluffy Unicorn, this is Manly Man looking for a status confirmation, over." He would say into the headset he had hidden inside his mask.
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Post by razor on Sept 11, 2019 10:46:48 GMT -7
Razor "To be honest... I don't even know what I'm doing..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Razor walked into the room almost as early as Daken. He could hear their conversation in the other room with his newfound powers, but he didn't much care. The last night had been horrible. He had no idea why he had the dream he had, but it had nearly killed him. Literally, he somehow felt like he had almost died in the morning. He looked around the room and sighed. He thought this was going to be fun, but it just wasn't. The suit was on though, so he was ready. Nothing too serious. Just a whole lot of saving people, what he should have been good at. Sucks he wasn't. When he arrived, anyone could know he didn't have that great of a night. There was still some dried up blood under his nose, there were bags under his eyes, and he was a little pale. Still, he would smile his normal big and goofy smile, prancing over to Daken and Ziggy. "We ready to go galavanting? Adventuring? Revenging? What should we call this mission?" He asked, sniffing the air (because he did that now). He smelled pancakes. That sort of pissed him off, because pancakes were his favorites. "Ziggy... What're you doing here? You aren't coming with us, are you?" Other Information:AppUpgradeTrackerVoice Example
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Post by razor on Sept 3, 2019 10:27:45 GMT -7
Your Login Name: razor Your Display Name: Razor
Your Claimed Powered Marvel Characters: Deadpool, Carnage, Jessica Jones, Multiple Man, Banshee, Jester, Nova, Honey Badger, Harry Osborn, Nick Fury, Patriot (Eli Bradley), Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon), War Machine, Corvus Glaive, Crossbones, Mephisto, Kid Gladiator Your Claimed NOT Powered Marvel Characters: Bob Dobalina (the HYDRA Agent), Agent Emily Preston Any previously claimed canons you would like to drop? None
Any Original Powered Character Creations: Razor (Malik Withrow), Dire (Ethan D'Aristotle) Any Original NOT Powered Character Creations: None Any previously created OCs you would like to drop? None
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Post by razor on Aug 26, 2019 11:06:46 GMT -7
I'm down to throw Crossbones into this, if you'll have him.
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Post by razor on Jun 16, 2019 8:21:39 GMT -7
"I don't want to be remembered, I wish I never existed in the first place." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, on the way to the auctionDeadpool had his trench coat and hat on, walking down through the demolished streets. He was getting close to the place. This was NOT the way to Logan's farm, but he also had a way to get there faster. Sure, he didn't calculated the time taken for time lost, but this was also a personal thing. A service to the ones that had died. Surely, his new obnoxious partner Holti, would bother him about where they're going. The map said they were going the entire opposite direction. Not much farther, but it was noticeable. "Okay, so I guess I should tell you the plan since you aren't just going to get lost... We're searching for Logan. That's who you probably know as Wolverine. He's the only one that can stop this. I might have told you this already, but my mind didn't get any better." He said. The truth was, he had said this to his new partner this about five times. It was truly the only stable thing that his mind could keep.
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Post by razor on Jun 13, 2019 8:27:07 GMT -7
Okay I for sure want War Machine in on this one.
If you need some fillers I have Banshee for the X-Men spot and my OC, Dire for the assassins.
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Post by razor on Jun 6, 2019 18:25:42 GMT -7
"I don't want to be remembered, I wish I never existed in the first place." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadpool's healing migraine was getting worse, and the kid kept talking... Was this what it was like being around him? He then realized he really needed to work on his talking problem. Spidey would be so proud... Oof, one right in the feelings. "Okay, fine, whatever kid... I think the plot just wants us together... Or maybe the writers took too long and we had to kill off some characters or something... It's super fucked up though, because now there's MORE heroes dead. So, I hope you're happy, writers." He said, as he walked out of the door to get back on his journey. "And I'm going to correct you, kid. You're cute little plant powers aren't going to bring life back to this place... The only thing that is going to bring light back to this place is the death of the hulks. That means Wolverine. That means we've gotta find him. Then we build a kickass Avengers team to kill them once and for all."
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Post by razor on Jun 2, 2019 13:58:59 GMT -7
Your Login Name: razor Your Display Name: Razor
Your Claimed Powered Marvel Characters: Deadpool, Carnage, Jessica Jones, Multiple Man, Banshee, Jester, Nova, Honey Badger, Batroc Ze Leaper, Nick Fury, Patriot, Harry Osborn, Spider-Girl (Anya Corazon), War Machine Your Claimed NOT Powered Marvel Characters: Bob the Hydra Agent, Agent Emily Preston of SHIELD Any previously claimed canons you would like to drop? No thanks... I see you trying to steal my characters...
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Post by razor on May 30, 2019 17:45:51 GMT -7
"I don't want to be remembered, I wish I never existed in the first place." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadpool's head was trying to heal while the hulk's body was on top of it, making it impossible for it to heal correctly. In his mind, he was busy getting some ass from his senpai, but really he was suffocating and dying of bloody brain. That is until the kid lifted the hulk off of him, freeing his skull with a sickening pop before Deadpool would kip up. "WHOA-HIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!!… Okay, I'm better now... Is that all of them?" He would look around, seeing all of the hulks that were lying dead on the floor and nodded, "Alrighty... Now... er… Get lost." He would then turn heel and walk towards his bag, rummaging through it for a second before putting it on his back and putting his jacket and hat back on. He couldn't be seen. It was obvious he couldn't stay in the public for too long without causing some problems.
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Post by razor on May 17, 2019 15:45:40 GMT -7
"I don't want to be remembered, I wish I never existed in the first place." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadpool huffed as the hulked being slumped on top of him, indicating that he was dead. His skull was beginning to refrom, everything was peachy. He stood up and some of his brain leaked out, but what's new? He began to see something different... Wasn't he just in a hellish scene or something? Now he's in some anime in a lovely maid's outfit. And there was his senpai, getting bullied by another student in the school yard... This was Wade's chance. His ultimate profession of love. It's starting right now. "Hey! Pick on someone your own size, you meanie!" He would say in his twisted reality, but he actually said something that sounded a little like this: "hEy sHitBaG… LoOk OVer hErE???"He would then pull out his two English books and throw them at the bully with ugly green eyes. Hopefully he would learn his lesson, but just to make sure, Wade would shoot the bully with his Pez candy dispensers. In the real world, Deadpool would actually throw his two katanas like spears at the hulk attacking the kid, then empty both clips of bullets into the direction of the hulk, hopefully killing him.
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Post by razor on Apr 1, 2019 17:37:58 GMT -7
"I don't want to be remembered, I wish I never existed in the first place." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deadpool yelped as he was slammed through the desk with a disgusting amount of force... It wasn't Hulk force, so he could handle it, but it wasn't quite pleasant either... "I think I saw this in a movie once... So that means that bad guy ISN'T gonna jump on me. That means I can lay here and wait a whi-" He was cut off by one of the Hulks landing down on him, taking his breath away. The Merc With a Mouth was reminded of the fact that he had said mouth when he was punched in the face repeated times. This is where he started to get nervous, because his healing factor couldn't keep this up. He was getting older, and his healing factor got slower every single day. Even through this fear, he couldn't help but make a joke. "At least..." *crunch* "You aren't..." *splack* "Squirrel girl..." *squish* As he was being pummeled, Deadpool reached back for his sword and aimed to stab them through the fist of the hulk on top of him, and shoot him in the head.
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